Maria Ford
Nude

Some of the hardest-working stars in showbiz are those blondes with the Playboy-quality faces on top of Playboy-quality bodies, as typified by the prolific and alluring Maria Ford. Said to be Quentin Tarantino‘s favorite B-movie actress, Maria has made her mark, and frequently so, by appearing without a stitch of clothing in movies that may not have been Hollywood blockbusters, but were always fun, exciting and featuring plenty of nudity. As so often is the case, Maria started out in low budget horror moves. The future scream queen had a skintilating striptease for a rowdy group of female friends in Slumber Party Massacre III (1990), before going topless under a waterfall in The Haunting of Morella (1990). After she was done with horror, Maria transitioned to action movies. In Deathstalker IV (1991) we see her buns after she gives a guy some action, while Ring of Fire (1991) allowed the now blonde Maria to show her large areola rings aboard Don Wilson‘s dragon. No matter how many movies she was in though, Maria was always willing to take it all off. She drains a man’s stinger and shows off a complete naked body in The Wasp Woman (1995). She strips in Stripteaser (1995) and Strip for Action (1996). And she shows the girls in Showgirl Murders (1996). After becoming a direct to video legend, Maria appeared in the documentary Some Nudity Required (1998) and talked about how her breast size had kept her from landing roles. So while her earlier movies were fun, Ford headed back to the assembly line for an upgrade before filming The Key to Sex (1998). Suddenly sporting much larger headlights than before, she lets Mason Marconi oil her jugs before slipping her hands into her bathing suit bottom, rubbing oil on her butt, tickling her nipples, using her tongue to pick Maria’s lady lock, and finishing the job with a little bit of scissoring. Suddenly Maria had a Southern accent in Night Calls: The Movie, Part 2 (1999) where she shows off her big ole belles while riding a rancher in the cowgirl position. Perfect Fit (2000) sees her pour nail polish between her boobs and rub the red paint all over herself. But suddenly, in an interesting turn, Maria appeared in a couple of the family dog movies, like Beethoven’s 5th (2003) and Beethoven’s Big Break (2008) while also appearing in mainstream TV show like 7th Heaven and The Drew Carey Show. She’s only been acting in shorts lately, hopefully slipping out of them, because every time Maria’s onscreen there’s a Ford Fiesta in our pants!.